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What is the best way to dispose of 357 babby pumpkins?

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What is the best way to dispose of 357 babby pumpkins?
Last night while I was drinking and driving and listening to The Smiths, I drove by a pumpkin patch at a church. It wasn’t a Night Church so it wasn’t open. I accidentally put a punch of pumpkins in my car. I threw some at my neighbors wife this morning because she won’t let her husband lay down with me anymore. I’m not sure what to do with all these pumpkins.

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Answer by J.A.F
well make us some pumpkin pie then….. duuuuuh

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9 Comments

pumpkin pies? Make Dingel come over and help you. Its not like shes doing anything besides getting high off of Glade.

Then throw the pies at the stuck up chick that wont let her hubby bang you anymore. You could eat some pie too, if ya want.


The Smiths are so freaking depressing that they alter the cells in your brain. The music makes brain cells into tiny crying emo boys and the tiny crying emo boys want to destroy things that resemble their mothers and the captain of the football team. Pumpkins were damn close enough. Put on The Smiths again and let nature take it’s course.


pumpkin pie, I’ll jack off in your eye.


If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of your little baby pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they’re thinking, you can throw a real grenade.



It’s fun to drive through the rich neighborhoods and throw pumkins everywhere.

Damn rich people……


Who cares…what does it all matter anyway.
Pumpkins, not pumpkins…death, life…its all the same….

LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE! ~sob~


The same way you dispose of babby humans….leaving them in a dumpster for someone else to find


can I have the seeds? I am going to bake those bittches and send them to my canadian boyfriend, I don’t think they can grow pumpkins in the snow and tundra. Is a batch of pumpkins called a punch?


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